yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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