East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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