I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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