they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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