Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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