she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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