Its about making memories worth repressing
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
You made out with two different species that night
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
A+ Viking dick
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
there is glitter all over my balls
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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