coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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