i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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