Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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