She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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