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(307): View more from Wyoming

try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...

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(319): View more from Iowa

just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."

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(510): View more from California

Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?

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(619): View more from California

Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..

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(513): View more from Ohio

My booty call just moved 2 min from my house

(1-513): View more from Ohio

This has pregnancy written all over it

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance

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