I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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