im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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