How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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