I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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