Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
