like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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