Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
