he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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