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(240): View more from Maryland

Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.

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(607): View more from New York

The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad

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(307): View more from Wyoming

When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.

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(703): View more from Virginia

yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?

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(347): View more from New York

I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking

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(512): View more from Texas

at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river

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