Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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