After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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