I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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