idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My hand turned me down
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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