Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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