whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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