she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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