It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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