i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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