No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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