I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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