i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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