there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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