Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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