puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Pooping to opera.
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