and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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