Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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