then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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