i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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