ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
MIDGETS
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Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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