What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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