How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Randomize
