I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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