just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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