apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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