yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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