All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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