They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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