I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
We were destined to go to rehab together
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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